Donald Trump gave Paris some terrible firefighting advice – 15 savage burns
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Is there any better metaphor for the moment than a miracle of architecture that embodies human striving for the sublime burning before our eyes while this jackass blathers about flying water tankers https://t.co/f9jEnqXhRH
— Molly Crabapple (@mollycrabapple) April 15, 2019
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Maybe a team of Russian hookers? https://t.co/Ne1opWH9Lx
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) April 15, 2019
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You Sir, are a pointless wanknugget. https://t.co/ykGdC9tlUs
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) April 15, 2019
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Everyone knows that the right thing to do when priceless, historic, fragile works of art and architecture are endangered is to drop hundreds of tons of water on them.
God, what an embarrassment. https://t.co/RAvD27nakV
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) April 15, 2019
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President Turdgloss to the rescue! https://t.co/YUTi8B2GEg
— Charlie Stross (@cstross) April 15, 2019
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If only they raked the leaves…
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) April 15, 2019
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"must act quickly!"
fireman donnie is on the way pic.twitter.com/bG4uIjU26Q— Ryan Adams 🎞️🏳️🌈 (@filmystic) April 15, 2019
In case you were wondering, this is why they didn’t use “flying water tankers”:
Hundreds of firemen of the Paris Fire Brigade are doing everything they can to bring the terrible #NotreDame fire under control. All means are being used, except for water-bombing aircrafts which, if used, could lead to the collapse of the entire structure of the cathedral.
— Sécurité Civile Fr (@SecCivileFrance) April 15, 2019
Maybe he should just stick to whatever it is he’s good at, if they ever find out what that is.
