Nigel Farage’s new party has got itself a bus – 16 perfect takedowns
After retiring from frontline politics even though he’s “not one of the political class” and still has a well-paid job in politics (MEP in case you’d forgotten as thoroughly as he obviously had) – Nigel Farage has a new single-issue party: The Brexit Party. We can only presume Ronseal offers marketing services these days.
He launched the Brexit Party’s campaign for the European Parliament elections a few days ago by unveiling …A BUS!
All aboard the fightback for Brexit. @brexitparty_uk pic.twitter.com/E07cVt1Frc
— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) April 13, 2019
Writing stuff on buses hasn’t done any harm before, so why not? This is why not …
1.
“I have an idea to solve Brexit”
“Do you though?”
“Gonna fix everything, the Irish border, everything”
“It’s a bus isn’t it”
“Bear with me”
“If I go outside am I going to see a bus again Nigel?”
…
“This one’s blue” https://t.co/y4APYUmvn0— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 13, 2019
2.
Not another bus. You ain't learnt anything have you? https://t.co/UxVPwry1HA
— Freddie (@FreddieBailey96) April 13, 2019
3.
Have we not suffered enough from lies on buses? https://t.co/ZhTx8oqRzs
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) April 13, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/pickledpuffin/status/1117103786311471106
5.
— Martin (@martinjguk) April 13, 2019
6.
All aboard the new bullshit bus https://t.co/bNz9S5vZ7x
— Marc Waddington (@WaddingtonPost) April 13, 2019
7.
https://twitter.com/BernaMeaden/status/1117094159050006530
8.
*tsk tsk*
Another bus plastered in lies pic.twitter.com/lBNSEqD4x4
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) April 14, 2019
