People have been coming up with names for David Cameron’s memoirs – 29 of the best
David Cameron’s memoirs are due to be published in the autumn but there’s one thing missing – a title.
Helpfully the good people of Twitter stepped in and have been coming up with their own suggestions, sharing the hashtag #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs.
We’re pretty sure it started here.
Apparently David Cameron can’t think of a title for his memoirs. I’m sure Twitter could give him a few suggestions…#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Rachael Swindon #MustBeAMarxist (@Rachael_Swindon) April 12, 2019
And here are 29 of the best.
1.
Eton, Shits and Leaves #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Idle Comment (@IdleComment) April 12, 2019
2.
"From Pigs to Parliament: How I Fucked it all" #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Tom Hendy (@TommyHendy) April 12, 2019
3.
Brexit, Mugs and sausage rolls.#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Pearly (@pearlylondon) April 12, 2019
4.
Fucked a pig. Then fucked the UK. #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 12, 2019
5.
‘Going The Whole Hog’ #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— J 🖐️ (@Sayvadeee) April 12, 2019
6.
TWAT.
Foreword by Danny Dyer.
— Paul Kelly (@Lem65) April 12, 2019
7.
Eton Mess#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR) April 12, 2019
8.
I Fucked a Pig but I Screwed a Country
— Mrs Gee (@earthygirl01) April 12, 2019
9.
From Pigs To People – I Screwed The Lot #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Rachael Swindon #MustBeAMarxist (@Rachael_Swindon) April 12, 2019
10.
Finding Truffles and Losing Brussels #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Biggieboy (@goldanboy43) April 12, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/sazmeister88/status/1116741783722057729
12.
I Came, I Failed, I Scarpered.#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— S W (@justsukili) April 12, 2019
13.
'Last of the Summer Swine' #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs
— Matthew Luker (@MatthewLuker3) April 12, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1116718844217835520