Mark Francois threatened the EU with Perfidious Albion and got owned – 18 hilarious reactions
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Dad's Army is daily seeming less of a comedy classic and more of a work of prophecy. Captain Mainwaring is reborn. https://t.co/CPExUgJ3o3
— Frank Cottrell-Boyce (@frankcottrell_b) April 9, 2019
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I saw Perfidious Albion on Speed play the National Ballroom, Kilburn in 1981. https://t.co/mVwXkX7C4x
— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) April 9, 2019
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Those Mark Francois attempts to sound clever in full:
"After Hubris comes Nemesis" – 1st & 2nd volumes of Hitler biography by Ian Kershaw
Tennyson poem he read out today – Read by Judi Dench in Skyfall
"EU will be facing perfidious Albion on speed" – Perfidious means deceitful pic.twitter.com/8pEjLhCjwg— Steve Anglesey (@sanglesey) April 9, 2019
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Perfidious Albion is a pejorative. 'Gino' doesn't seem to realise he's saying 'if you try to hold on to us against our wishes, you will be facing dickheads on speed'. pic.twitter.com/zNXbJF2zUg
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) April 9, 2019
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Perfidious Albion on Speed pic.twitter.com/ATsqW3Ph9S
— Ian Caveney (@IanCaveney) April 9, 2019
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“If you try to hold us in, you will be facing perfidious Albion on speed." pic.twitter.com/AKAI0Lxako
— Martin Belam (@MartinBelam) April 9, 2019
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'Perfidious Albion will play……. Scunthorpe United'. #MarkFrancoisMP pic.twitter.com/vPmxp6XULu
— The Tweets (@Needles_Toosay) April 9, 2019
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The army of Perfidious Albion led by 'No Neck' Bridgen, a man who bottled out of his Marine officers training course and 'Tubby' Francois, a weekend soldier and pale imitation of Captain Mainwaring. I expect the EU are quaking in their boots! 😂 https://t.co/UNngt0zCbd
— trevorw1953 (@trevorw1953) April 9, 2019
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"…and with a track from their new album, Perfidious Albion On Speed" pic.twitter.com/TNcdopkdHi
— ScottishFalsettoSock (@falsettosocks) April 9, 2019
Funny tweeter, @mutablejoe, had an important question about Mark Francois.
why is Mark Francois on my television and not where he should be, on a coach trip sat up front next to the driver giving him advice about which route to take
— fella (@mutablejoe) April 9, 2019
