7 favourite takedowns of the guy who mansplained why women shouldn’t dye their hair
Spare a thought for a chap called Alexander Cortes, who describes himself as a ‘trainer, writer, speaker’ who also writes the ‘most toxically awesome newsletter in existence’.
Sounds great. Anyway, we only mention him after he said this on Twitter, to women who might be thinking about dyeing their hair.
Unnatural hair colors in woman are a warning signal to stay away,
Its an example Aposematism-the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
And there was more. Unfortunately.
Animals like Poison arrow frogs, venomous snakes, they have bright colors and it lets other animals know to stay away from messing with them
When you see a woman with red blue green purple rainbow hair, its a sign of mental illness and derangement
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
Think of Harley Quinn
Obviously shes more attractive than your typical unnaturally hair colored SJW chick
But would you want to date this girl?
She’s literally homicidal pic.twitter.com/okkdPRZ8ZP
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
You gentlemen want an obvious example of a redflag?
It doesnt get more obvious than that
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
This said, lots of women dye their hair, and theres nothing wrong with that, so long as its a natural color
And not Manhater blue or Ihaveamentaldisease pink
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
Or my favorite, the RAINBOW hair
Which you can guarantee she’ll have a therapist and multiple psychiatric drug prescriptions
Again, see Harley Quinn example
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
and When a seemingly stable female suddenly dies her hair crazy colors,
She’s grappling with some immense inner turmoil and upheaval, the crazy has taken over
Stay away young Kings
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
I expect the Toxic Thottery to come out in full force for this one.
Pay attention to the behavior of these succubus’s and she-devils gentlemen
It will be a lesson for you in what to avoid dating and never reproduce with
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
Well, if he was expecting people to respond then at least he wasn’t disappointed. These 7 takedowns say it best.
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What color was her hair? You know … the one who made you sad?
— just Dale (I do Web Components) (@anotheruiguy) November 17, 2018
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small brain: hair dye is to scare men away
larger brain: hair dye isn't a threat
exploding brain: hair dye is for yourself it has nothing to do with men
galaxy brain: OH MY GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAIR DYE BE THE THING WHICH FINALLY SCARES STRANGE STRAIGHT MEN AWAY https://t.co/6wOoYxRZHC
— moth dad (@innesmck) November 16, 2018
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I had an appointment next week to color my hair pink, blue and orange, but this tweet saved me !! Thank god! I was actually about to express myself freely, imagine the horror
— janyssa (@janvssao) October 31, 2018
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Imagine a world where not everything women do is in an effort to attract you. Now wake up cuz you’re living there.
— A Cohen of Witches (@mommy_fearless) November 18, 2018
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Don’t know the guy but at a glance, I do note the one topic he should avoid pic.twitter.com/FNvaKnZ1MV
— ☇RiotWomenn☇ (@riotwomennn) November 18, 2018
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Be honest dude: the replies in this thread are the most attention you’ve had from women since the judge told you to stay at least 50 feet away from Hot Topic, isn’t it?
— Crommunist (@Crommunist) November 16, 2018
To conclude …
Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th guy to uncritically present this load of garbage like it's 1) true and 2) an original thought.
To claim your prize, please stay away.
— Alexandra Erin (@alexandraerin) October 31, 2018
