Uri Geller said he flooded the House of Commons – 9 mind-bending takedowns

You’ll remember that Uri Geller isn’t overly keen on Brexit and has called people to use all their telepathic powers to make a second referendum happen.

And he didn’t let people calling him a ‘spoon-bending cockwomble’ stop him (well, you probably get used to it after a while). In fact, he embraced it.

And when the House of Commons flooded yesterday, guess what Uri had to say? Of course he did.

And here are our favourite 9 replies.

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