Uri Geller said he flooded the House of Commons – 9 mind-bending takedowns

John Plunkett. Updated April 5th, 2019

You’ll remember that Uri Geller isn’t overly keen on Brexit and has called people to use all their telepathic powers to make a second referendum happen.

https://twitter.com/TheUriGeller/status/1112787656365297665

And he didn’t let people calling him a ‘spoon-bending cockwomble’ stop him (well, you probably get used to it after a while). In fact, he embraced it.

My second open letter. This time to the people of Great #Britain .
It seems that these people who are supposed to be running things, are completely incompetent. So now this "spoon loving cock womble" is having to step in. https://t.co/7GbOcfa5af #startfromscratch #brexit pic.twitter.com/5BZ3Ib4PjY

— Uri Geller (@TheUriGeller) April 4, 2019

And when the House of Commons flooded yesterday, guess what Uri had to say? Of course he did.

yes I did it @HouseofCommons ! I bent the pipes, and I won't apologise, you all deserve it! #brexit #startfromscratch

— Uri Geller (@TheUriGeller) April 4, 2019

And here are our favourite 9 replies.

Cool, if you're doing plumbing now can you have a psychic gander under my bath? I think there's a leak but I don't want to pull up the floorboards to check.

— Patrick Meehan (@padithedon) April 4, 2019

Why didn't you use your psychic power to fix that plane before it went down the other day? Since it's definitely a real power you have, you must therefore acknowledge you're using it selectively.

— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) April 4, 2019

This would have been more impressive if you tweeted it before the pipes burst…

— Alex Nichol (@AToiletDuck) April 4, 2019

In a hundred years time, this will be the page of the textbook teachers turn to when children ask why we burn an effigy of Uri Geller every year on April 4th https://t.co/DAQ09KPhVn

— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) April 4, 2019

I keep asking him if he can bend plastic spoons. Still no reply, very rude to be honest

— Criptonite ♿ #GTTO (@jencuffe) April 4, 2019

Do you do call outs m8? Had a big granary loaf for tea and now my u bend needs straightening out. It’s coming over the sandbags

— Rod Kelly (@rodkelly50) April 4, 2019

Criminal damage police are on their way.

— Sean (@sdbast) April 4, 2019

Of course you did, poppet.

— The Evil Skeletor (@MrEvilSkeletor) April 4, 2019

^ Actually, I did that Uri, so stop trying to muscle in on my gig.

— MrCeltic ️‍ Queue Jumper #peoplesvote (@Celticanz) April 4, 2019