Simply 17 funny tweets about Mark Francois to make your day better
A few months ago it’s safe to assume you probably hadn’t heard of Mark Francois, unless the arch Brexiter and ERG member happened to be your MP, of course, and even then it’s not a given.
Now his outraged rants on Brexit – and penchant for the sort of soundbites that telly types love – mean the Tory MP and former Territorial Army man is all over the news right now.
The Conservative Party has gone full UKIP – and Mark Francois is the new poster boy of this transformation.pic.twitter.com/IYR98e0Gfd
— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) April 3, 2019
So naturally he’s generated no end of comments on Twitter, of which these might be our favourites.
Mark Francois is under the mistaken impression that he’s Jesus, presumably because every time he speaks someone yells “Oh Christ, please will you shut up” https://t.co/1wxzWiO9FR
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 3, 2019
Just turned on breakfast news half way through a feature on a new Pixar film about a furious toby jug that comes to life and can’t find its way back to a mythical kingdom and then I realised it was just Mark Francois interview.
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 4, 2019
'Mark Francois – like one of those zoo chimps who masturbates furiously in front of tourists'
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— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) April 2, 2019
— Cornwall for Europe #FBPE (@Cornwall4EU) April 1, 2019
No one knew Mark Francois a few months ago. He became famous when he tore up the withdrawal agreement and spluttered a bunch of dimwitted nonsense. We are rewarding people for being morons and wondering why we're fucked as a country. https://t.co/FnDEjtX7VF
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) April 2, 2019
Somewhere there is someone who lost an election to Mark Francois.
— David Hepworth (@davidhepworth) April 2, 2019
— mnrrnt2 and 206 others (@mnrrntt) April 4, 2019
Mark Francois is a cross between Alan B’Stard and Alan Partridge. https://t.co/3HbA263DcJ
— Brian Cox (@ProfBrianCox) April 2, 2019
I can’t help thinking Mark Francois’ constituents have never met him. 🤦🏻♀️
— Julie Owen Moylan (@JulieOwenMoylan) March 27, 2019
Anybody checked the torrent of water flooding through Parliament’s roof isn’t the tears of lachrymose Brextremist evangelist Mark Francois as he nails himself to his Little Englander cross?
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) April 4, 2019
Why does Elton here look like Mark Francois made up as Elton to perform on Stars in their Eyes? pic.twitter.com/BNZnWPEu3D
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) April 4, 2019
— Hopeless Surfer (@HopelessSurfer) April 4, 2019
Things/people I’d never heard of prior to the referendum:
Leave dot EU
Quite frankly, it was a happier time, can we go back?
— Jim Cognito (@JimCognito2016) April 2, 2019
Mark Francois is a human fart. A shaved Penfold with bedwetting issues. A blustering pub bore puffball. A sweating estate agent with short man syndrome. A semi-sentient gammon joint. A pig that's run squealing into TM Lewin's washing line. A horse penis with a face drawn on it
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) April 4, 2019
Mark Francois is the unacceptable version of that bad loser from Come Dine With Me.
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) April 4, 2019
There are nonentities and then there below is Mark Francois. A classic big little man. " I was in the army". Put a pith helmet on him and he's a poundshop Don Estelle tribute act.
— mike selvey (@selvecricket) April 2, 2019
In Brussles they are learning the name Mark Francois and scratching their head: “at least he didn’t go to Eton”, one official said.
— Matt Frei (@mattfrei) April 2, 2019