Channel 5 ranked chocolate bars and it’s even worse than their crisps effort

John Plunkett. Updated April 5th, 2019

You’ll remember the widespread outrage that greeted Channel 5’s so-called efforts to put crisps in some sort of order.

According to the British public, this is the #official crisp pyramid. Have any of your faves been snubbed? pic.twitter.com/Y7dNsPwqy5

— Channel 5 (@channel5_tv) March 24, 2019

Well now they’ve done something similar with chocolate bars and, well, just get a load of this, as shared on Twitter by the great Scott Bryan.

Following Channel 5 CRISP-GATE, I decided to watch all their other snack Countdown shows to see whether they get it wrong the other times too.

Here is the chocolate one. It is carnage. pic.twitter.com/hkvvbjTzyf

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 5, 2019

Just in case that’s tricky to read.

God tier – Galaxy, Dairy Milk, Aero

Top tier – Bounty, Snickers, Ferrero Rocher, Dairy Milk

Mid tier – Twix, Boost, Lindt, Wispa, Dairy Milk Caramel, Maltesers

Don’t come anywhere near me with these – Mars, Galaxy Smooth Caramel, Toblerone, Green & Blacks, Crunchie, Thorntons

And here’s exactly what people made of that.

“What you up the weekend ordinary British person?”
“Oh, not much. Just gonna watch Mrs Brown’s Boys, eat a couple of ferrero rochers and vote for Brexit.”

And people honestly wonder why we’re fucked as a country.

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) April 5, 2019

I have never seen such a mess in my life

— Alan White (@aljwhite) April 5, 2019

Two words. Double Decker

— Wardy (@azward72) April 5, 2019

Fucking hell. Crunchie has been mugged off there.

— scouserachel (@scouserachel) April 5, 2019

This is absolute bullshit. Crunchie is the best chocolate. End of. https://t.co/Fy5ocBkID2

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) April 5, 2019

This country continues to deserve Brexit.

— Ed Brody (@chiefbrody1984) April 5, 2019

How can any self-respecting human put Bounty that high? https://t.co/JYUVNQf6JP

— Sam • (@SWPalace) April 5, 2019

As a daily chocolate eater I can conclusively say that list must and shall be banned

— Hadley Freeman (@HadleyFreeman) April 5, 2019

What the fuck is this mess?? Shut Channel 5 down IMMEDIATELY. And look into executing whoever voted for this complete disgrace. Cheers, son's crying https://t.co/o0x6PgAuaI

— Lee Warren (@LeeWozza85) April 5, 2019

Ferraro Rocher in the Top 5 whilst Green & Blacks and Mars are near the bottom? What?!

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 5, 2019

Bounty above Boost?!

I am appalled. https://t.co/YwoPz4dMXw

— HLTCO (@HLTCO) April 5, 2019

I feel like even a dry ass Ryvita is superior to Bounty.

— Becky Gillard (@bex6) April 5, 2019

Aero? AERO? This country is fucked. https://t.co/LbACx4aXZb

— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) April 5, 2019

And don’t even go here.

I then decided to watch the Channel 5 Britain’s Favourite Biscuits show.

Utter nightmare. pic.twitter.com/epK7lQBOi2

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 5, 2019

And you can follow Scott for loads of top telly-related stuff here.

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