Simply 14 very funny jokes about Brexit
As it stands, the UK will leave the EU, probably without a deal, on the 12th of April and the country is still splintered into factions wanting different outcomes. It may be bordering on catastrophe, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a joke or two about it, in fact it’s practically compulsory, so here are some of the latest and best Brexit jokes we’ve seen.
1.
Liz Truss isn't afraid of a No Deal Brexit in the same way my gerbil isn't afraid of A Level Physics.
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) April 1, 2019
2.
Brexit is like trying to wank off Sting.
— Zena Barrie (@ZenaBarrie) March 28, 2019
3.
Has the Darwin Award ever been given to a country
— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) April 2, 2019
4.
Worrying that public trust in politics would be damaged by cancelling Brexit is a bit like worrying about the closure of a branch of Marks and Spencer’s in a town destroyed by a nuclear explosion.
— Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) April 2, 2019
5.
BREAKING: Government reveals Brexit was an April Fool’s prank all along – “We never even sent Article 50 letter”.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 1, 2019
6.
Everyone has their breaking point. I've finally reached mine. I could just about stomach three wasted years learning about the bloody backstop, Malthouse & MV 42 & 3/4s but now they've gone & arranged the Emergency Brexit summit during United v Barcelona at Old Trafford. Enough!
— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) April 2, 2019
7.
“Do you mind if I put the news on?”
“Yes. Yes I do. In fact let’s never put it on ever again.”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 2, 2019
