17 times the hilarious NSFW Sweary Bercow said what the real Speaker can’t
The Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, has emerged as a key figure in the Brexit game, which Arron Banks and Nigel Farage would have had us believe was going to be Hungry Hungry Hippos, but we now know to be 3D chess on a flaming board with explosive pieces. The Speaker has led many crucial proceedings with a fascinating combination of apparent unfailing politeness, while managing to make his comments sound like the most scathing put-downs – it’s a rare skill, but we can’t help wishing just once, he’d say to certain MPs what we’re thinking about them.
A new and wonderful Twitter account, @BercowSweary, has the free reign that the Speaker does not, and it’s a beautiful – though not even vaguely safe for work – thing. These are a few of our favourites.
1.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN pic.twitter.com/CzkHWNoK9h
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 27, 2019
2.
CAN I INFORM THE HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN THAT IF HE WANTS TO GIVE IT BILLY FUCKING BIG BOLLOCKS I'LL SHOVE THE MACE SO FAR UP HIS FUCKING ARSE HE'LL NOT SHIT RIGHT FOR WEEKS pic.twitter.com/uucSMHDsvT
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 27, 2019
3.
ORDERRRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKING RABBLE OF SHITHOUSES pic.twitter.com/F17F9rgZ3S
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
4.
THE QUESTION WAS ASKED AND THE REPLY WILL BE FUCKING HEARD YOU USELESS SHOWER OF SHIT pic.twitter.com/Co5rYsahXz
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
5.
I WOULD INFORM THE HONOURABLE MEMBER THAT I'LL SEND THE BOYS ROUND TO REARRANGE HIS FACE IF HE DOESN'T WIND HIS FUCKING NECK IN pic.twitter.com/zXoZk0DVer
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
6.
PETER FUCKING BONE pic.twitter.com/9P7XHpbVvV
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
7.
I THANK THE HONOURABLE MEMBER FOR THEIR FUCKING CONTRIBUTION DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A FACE LIKE ED MILIBAND'S MERKIN pic.twitter.com/4vMbdPe7dG
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 29, 2019
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DIVISION, YOU PIGFUCKERS! CLEAR THE FUCKING LOBBY pic.twitter.com/Mz5dq8TPll
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 29, 2019
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THE FUCKING NOES HAVE IT pic.twitter.com/3kYy9ho3kc
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 29, 2019