Theresa May made another speech and it went down as well as you’d expect – 18 underwhelmed reactions
They weren’t any happier once she started talking.
9.
May 'I've been in 7 hours of cabinet talks'. See? She's so inhuman that's how she describes what I would call a standard family trip to IKEA.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) April 2, 2019
10.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKITY FUCK WAS THAT @theresa_may?!
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) April 2, 2019
11.
I think we should get rid of that lion on the front of the lectern, and instead have a unicorn and a flying pig.
— Carl Gardner (@carlgardner) April 2, 2019
12.
"I stand before you holding a bag of burning dog faeces. I know some of you wish us to plunge our heads into the burning dog faeces without further ado. But now is a time for the Leader of the Opposition to stand up and hold onto the burning dog faeces with me…" pic.twitter.com/4HmBuHrW1F
— Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt) April 2, 2019
13.
A seven hour cabinet meeting to come up with that speech? The PM has ran out of time and ran out of ideas? Truly awful….
— Angela Rayner (@AngelaRayner) April 2, 2019
A lot of people drew the same conclusion.
14.
Oh god. She's trying to bore Parliament into submission & pin the blame for any failure on Labour.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) April 2, 2019
15.
So Theresa May’s attempting to shift the blame for her pig’s ear Brexit onto Labour by inviting Jeremy Corbyn to help her come up with an alternative plan – on the condition the new plan is just her old plan?
Sis, scam better.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) April 2, 2019
16.
This is @theresa_may and Cabinet trying to shift to Labour responsibility for a no-deal Brexit on 12 April. PM says it is no deal unless Labour negotiates responsibly
— Robert Peston (@Peston) April 2, 2019
17.
Theresa May: “Hey Jeremy! See this huge shit sandwich I’ve made all by myself… ? Fancy taking a bite?”
— EL4C (@EL4JC) April 2, 2019
18.
Help me Jeremy-Wan Corbyni, you're my only hope pic.twitter.com/bPlRVNSP43
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) April 2, 2019
The clever lot over at @PoliticsJOE_UK imagined how Theresa May’s and Jeremy Corbyn’s meeting might go.
Theresa May meets with Jeremy Corbyn to discuss extension pic.twitter.com/AUhhJyHluG
— PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE_UK) April 2, 2019
Actor Alex Andreou wasn’t convinced that her plan would get her anywhere.
So Theresa May tried 50/50. Then she asked the audience. Now she’s using Phone A Friend. Only you just know it’s going to be one of those that dithers until the time runs out and the line goes CLICK.
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) April 2, 2019
However, creative tweeter, @QuebecTango, succinctly summed up the general reaction.
Dear @theresa_may
No.
Regards
Everyone— QT (@QuebecTango) April 2, 2019
That just about covers it.
