This NSFW Tinder profile is already next level and that’s before the killer payoff
We’re grateful to a woman called Muffy who shared this Tinder profile on Twitter.
The first in an occasional new series, it’s our Tinder profile of the week. It’s the last line that really seals it.
The search is over
I’ve finally found ‘The One’ pic.twitter.com/zvJlM0ORgp— Muffy (@MsDeadInside) March 31, 2019
What a catch. Shall we go two's up
— Emma on thin icing (@ratwomanme) March 31, 2019
"will consider a pen-pal"
— Disco Scallop FiJ (@feeflefifski) April 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/KayleighJW87/status/1112764960243896321
Seems a decent upstanding member of the community
— Kreig the Psycho (I'm actually quite shy) (@PhippsnotFipps) March 31, 2019
He’s better than most of the creeps on Tinder! At least he’s honest is his profile
— Muffy (@MsDeadInside) March 31, 2019
To conclude …
I think this guys going to prison for stealing all my moves https://t.co/1uW9hMyMd4
— FUG (@RealFUG) April 1, 2019