Kate Hoey said it’s not a ‘no deal’ Brexit just a ‘different kind of deal’ – 11 very funny takedowns
Here’s Brexit-loving Labour MP Kate Hoey putting a new spin on the frankly grim prospect of leaving the European Union without a deal.
Hoey looked to reassure MPs and the nation at large that actually it’s not ‘no deal’. Oh no. Here’s what she had to say.
For @KateHoeyMP to stand in Parliament and simply just say that no deal is not actually no deal, but really just a different kind of deal – it does not get more irresponsible than this. For shame. pic.twitter.com/TX5xK1Xshm
— Prof Tanja Bueltmann (@cliodiaspora) March 25, 2019
And it got exactly the response it deserved.
1.
I can see some memes developing here.
Crashing at the bottom of the cliff is not crashing at the bottom of the cliff, it’s just different way of landing.#PeoplesVote
— Evan #FBPE (@Evanderstap) March 25, 2019
2.
Perhaps we shouldn’t pay Hoey her parliamentary salary. We could tell her that it’s not no pay, just a different kind of pay.
— Lee Humby (@leehumby) March 25, 2019
3.
"Did you kill that man"
"No your honour. That bullet through his skull gave him a different type of life." https://t.co/DbIIWZId8k— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 25, 2019
4.
For @KateHoeyMP serves you an empty plate for dinner. It is not no meal, it’s a different kind of meal. pic.twitter.com/086acW5oQu
— Louis Henwood 23-March PeoplesVoteMarch 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@LouisHenwood) March 25, 2019
5.
In the same way that death is a ‘different type of life’?
— The Family Solicitor (@Kelvin_M_Fraser) March 25, 2019
6.
A car crash is just a different way of parking your car, right Kate?
— Evan #FBPE (@Evanderstap) March 25, 2019
7.
What’s next Kate: homeless people living in a different type of accommodation? #PeoplesVote #StopBrexit #RevokeA50
— Evan #FBPE (@Evanderstap) March 25, 2019
8.
It’s a different type of deal insofar as No Cake is a different type of cake.
— Tim Diesel or Global Trends McCann #FBPE #FSFA (@mccanntb) March 25, 2019
9.
I don't call Kate Hoey 'totally deluded', she's a 'different type of deluded'. https://t.co/8jybgv2pfo
— Matthew Green #FBPE (@MatthewGreen02) March 25, 2019
10.
I went for a drive in my Different Type of Car the other day but I got run over when I tried to get onto the motorway.
— Matthew Cooper (@hopefulfutility) March 25, 2019
11.
You can call an elephant a rabbit if it makes you feel better about being trampled to death by a rabbit
— Richard (@southoxheymoron) March 25, 2019
In short …
How do the people around her keep a straight face?
— Richard Beasley #FBPE #RevokeA50 (@richbsys) March 25, 2019
She’s being ridiculed on both sides of the chamber
— Prof Siob As God is my witness #FBPE #FPHD #FSFA (@Sillyshib) March 25, 2019
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