Channel 5 has ranked Britain’s favourite crisps and it’s fair to say not everyone’s happy about it
Few things divide the nation quite like Brexit, but Channel 5 appears to have stumbled across one of them after it came up with the definitive answer to the nation’s favourite crisps.
Well, when we say ‘definitive’, we mean ‘one that no-one appears to agree with at all, anywhere’. But then, maybe that was the point. Here goes nothing …
According to the British public, this is the #official crisp pyramid. Have any of your faves been snubbed? pic.twitter.com/Y7dNsPwqy5
— Channel 5 (@channel5_tv) March 24, 2019
Just in case that’s tricky to read
God tier – Doritos, original Pringles, salt and vinegar Walkers
Top tier – ready salted McCoys, salt and vinegar Kettle chips, Thai sweet chilli Sensations, naked Tyrrells
Mid tier – original Hula Hoops, pickled onion Monster Munch, Quavers, Wotsits, ready salted Chipsticks
Don’t come anywhere near me with those – Mini Cheddars, Salt ’n’ Shake, nice ’n’ spicy Nik Naks, salt and vinegar Square Crisps
And here’s just a sense of the fury and outrage that followed. Just for the record – roast beef Monster Munch every time.
1.
What the – WHERE ARE MY DAMN SKIPS????
— Queen Octav1us ❤ (@Octav1usKitten) 24 March 2019
2.
You can't be surprised that a vote to find Britain's favourite type of crisps gave such poor results. We are so shit at voting for the right thing I'm surprised the top rated crisp wasn't a shoe.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 25, 2019
3.
Delete this tweet https://t.co/2ukJAfLN4N
— Freezy (@Calfreezy) March 25, 2019
4.
No Frazzles & No Discos?!?!? Mini Cheddars aren’t even flipping crisps either.
— HAYLEY MCQUEEN (@HayleyMcQueen) 25 March 2019
5.
This is pretty much entirely upside down https://t.co/BwL4r50s1U
— . (@twlldun) March 25, 2019
6.
Where the hell are space raiders
— Jordon Mutch (@jordonmutch) 25 March 2019
7.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DISCOS? https://t.co/7lpQtMuv3x
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) March 25, 2019
8.
Can we take a second to remember the British public voted Mrs Browns Boys comedy of the millennium.
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) 25 March 2019
9.
Pringles?!? Wtf. Shut this shit down. Worst crisps. https://t.co/FC3Jl6yV7a
— Sali Hughes (@salihughes) March 25, 2019
10.
I don’t agree on this. I demand a re vote. #PeoplesVote
— Stuart Banter 💙 (@StuTranter) 24 March 2019
