Channel 5 has ranked Britain’s favourite crisps and it’s fair to say not everyone’s happy about it

Few things divide the nation quite like Brexit, but Channel 5 appears to have stumbled across one of them after it came up with the definitive answer to the nation’s favourite crisps.

Well, when we say ‘definitive’, we mean ‘one that no-one appears to agree with at all, anywhere’. But then, maybe that was the point. Here goes nothing …

Just in case that’s tricky to read

God tier – Doritos, original Pringles, salt and vinegar Walkers

Top tier – ready salted McCoys, salt and vinegar Kettle chips, Thai sweet chilli Sensations, naked Tyrrells

Mid tier – original Hula Hoops, pickled onion Monster Munch, Quavers, Wotsits, ready salted Chipsticks

Don’t come anywhere near me with those – Mini Cheddars, Salt ’n’ Shake, nice ’n’ spicy Nik Naks, salt and vinegar Square Crisps

And here’s just a sense of the fury and outrage that followed. Just for the record – roast beef Monster Munch every time.

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