Bathtub tray manufacturers have some weird ideas about what women do in the bath
Everybody’s different and there are no hard and fast rules about how to behave in the bath, apart from the basics of “Don’t submerge your face for too long” and “Lock the door so toddlers can’t get in and ruin the mood”. However, classical pianist, Sharon Su, has rightly questioned the impression bath tray manufacturers have of what goes on during a woman’s bathtime.
The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting pic.twitter.com/wHWCRteSYO
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
She went on to examine their suppositions in more depth.
Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks notes] small undressed salad pic.twitter.com/NgA3ri2wXb
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
You know it’s not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes pic.twitter.com/yFkBPczJfK
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich pic.twitter.com/OlBddJn8xq
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j’adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail pic.twitter.com/TO5QblI48N
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance…not one, but TWO phones pic.twitter.com/NulMR2S1yE
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Look if you’re not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing pic.twitter.com/2EQvQNsa9k
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Happily, Sharon has now seen the error of her ways.
In short I have learned that I am apparently bathing all wrong and will rectify this immediately
— Sharon Su (@doodlyroses) March 24, 2019
Author, Becky Black, noticed another important fact.
For her hair and makeup to look that good means there’s no heat coming off that water. That poor model is sitting in a cold bath.
— Becky Black 📚 (@beckyblackbooks) March 24, 2019
No wonder they need the wine and candles.
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