Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell’s extraordinary jeans/shoes combos
We’re grateful to the Twitter feed called SimonCowellsShoes.jpg which does exactly what it suggests, a glorious document of ‘some of Simon Cowell’s best shoes and jeans combos’.
And what a document it is …
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 1, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) March 19, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) March 11, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) March 1, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 19, 2019
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Simon Cowell needs new jeans
And some decent shoes too pic.twitter.com/3nygvMutb7— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 14, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 1, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 8, 2019
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Looking seriously at the theory that Simon Cowell is a faun. I’ve done some rough calculations and I think, with the tail tucked into his jeans, that this is the only viable explanation for his shape pic.twitter.com/qKlb0MNqzR
— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 7, 2019
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— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 1, 2019