People are sharing what Florida Man was doing on their birthdays – 17 surreal headlines
If you haven’t heard of the exploits of “Florida Man”, where have you been and can I book two weeks there in August, please? I’ll give you the clip notes – with Florida being such a massive state, headlines claiming “Florida man” has done this, that or the other tend to be pretty common, causing people to jump on the idea that it’s just one very busy Florida Man.
With that in mind, Twitter user, swervin merv, went viral with this suggestion.
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
— swervin merv (@g_pratimaaa) March 19, 2019
These were the weirdest/best/worst (delete as appropriate) results.
1.
Florida man been busy pic.twitter.com/CanArishmJ
— Andie Renée✨ (@richard_andie) March 21, 2019
2.
i feel like florida … isn't real? pic.twitter.com/j5Q1qV3GHQ
— kaylee ⭐️ (@kaylee_aucoin) March 21, 2019
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Amazing pic.twitter.com/F5yiKvLG8x
— Gracie duhon (@DuhonGracie) March 21, 2019
4.
I went to type in mine (nov 15) and it suggesting my dads (nov 13) mine was boring but enjoy his pic.twitter.com/81fxBkN8V3
— Allisonn (@allison_nickayy) March 19, 2019
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Welp. pic.twitter.com/kEMZxIuYvw
— Problematic Fave (@Hey_Its_Yeni) March 21, 2019
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— (@JellyRice3) March 21, 2019
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the subheads get even better – hi fellow 9/9ers pic.twitter.com/ac1NiCTJDS
— MaryDesignsSometimes (@halftankstudio) March 21, 2019