Simply 14 of the best Brexit jokes around
June 30th makes more sense for a Brexit date. I mean everyone eats less in the summer anyway and is outdoors a ton more so there's a chance we won't notice for 3 months then suddenly come Autumn everyone's making Guys out of £5 notes.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) March 19, 2019
ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this. VLADIMIR: That's what you think. #WaitingforBrexit
— Mark Chadbourn (@Chadbourn) March 18, 2019
What May needs to do is pull an all-nighter, cut&paste someone else’s Brexit off the internet and slide it under the EU’s door with 1 minute left.
— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) March 20, 2019
PM: "Chris, I thought you told me you posted the letter?"
*Grayling looks in his bag and finds letter addressed to Juncker*
Grayling: "But that means I posted…"
*Juncker opens envelope to find a handwritten shopping list*
PM: "Graylingggg!" *shakes fist*https://t.co/GPwIUUdsjy
— Daily Mail Comments (@BestoftheMail) March 20, 2019
I just know it's going to take me until that Brexit march is down to its final 2 until I'm able to work out which one's the murderer
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) March 18, 2019
OK, I'm going to call it. I don't think Brexit is going very well.
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) March 13, 2019
All is not lost, however, because Twitter genius, @mutablejoe, has the answer.
I might have thought of a solution to Brexit but it depends on Thunderbirds being real
— joe (@mutablejoe) March 19, 2019