Simply 14 of the best Brexit jokes around
The UK is waiting to hear what will happen next with Brexit, as Theresa May has requested a short extension to tidy up some minor loose ends, like the fact that nobody can agree on whether to take the deal, leave without a deal, have another referendum or just build a giant wicker man and start a fire. While we twiddle our thumbs or pull out our last hair, let’s see what jokes people have been making about Brexit.
Very excited that there’s only 10 days to go before we'll have finished negotiating "a free trade area massively larger than the EU", just like David Davis said.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 19, 2019
What you doing in 10 days?
France: "same old same old"
Germany: "the usual"
Belgium: "same but with waffles"
Australia: "fighting spiders, as per"
Finland: "same as always"
Canada: "normal country stuff"
Uk: "not a fucking clue"
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 19, 2019
‘Hardline Tory Brexiteers threaten to go on strike’ — I can just imagine Rees-Mogg warming his hands on a brazier outside the Palace of Westminster and yelling “SCAB” at passing Tory MPs.
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) March 19, 2019
It's been 1000 days of this brexit nonsense. Instead of wasting our time arguing the whole nation could have watched Paddington 15, 158 times and we'd all be a lot happier. This country needs to prioritise.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 20, 2019
It's as if Britain has been condemned like Sisyphus – to roll the Buster Gonadian bollocks of Brexit up and down Constitution hill for all eternity.
— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 20, 2019
I have long been convinced that the British will crash out without a deal, purely because it’s the stupidest, most self-defeating option available. If there was something worse, my money would be on that.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) March 20, 2019
Brexiteers confused as John Bercow exercises Parliamentary sovereignty Leave campaign said we didn’t have.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 19, 2019