Why France’s EU minister called her cat ‘Brexit’ is some next level trolling right here
Best troll of the week surely goes to France’s EU minister Nathalie Loiseau who decided to call her cat Brexit. And why did she decide to do that, we hear you ask.
Here’s what she told Le Journal du Dimanche.
Why Nathalie Loiseau, France’s Europe minister, now calls her cat Brexit. From today’s Journal du Dimanche. pic.twitter.com/ZyFmWQmfkX
— Brendan McCarthy (@breandanmcc) March 17, 2019
And here’s a helpful translation …
‘He wakes me up every morning miaowing to death because he wants to go out, and then when I open the door he stays in the middle, undecided, and then gives me evil looks when I put him out.’
Très bon! (think we’ve got that right).
France’s EU minister names her cat '#Brexit' because “he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door” pic.twitter.com/sAfLw8mLu8
— AlSaidy (@alsa3idy) March 19, 2019
I can't believe I'm saying that, but the French Minister for European Affairs has perfectly summed up #Brexit. She named her cat #Brexit because ‘he meows loudly to be let out but won’t go through the door’"https://t.co/KoIU6L1uBS
— Rim-Sarah Alouane (@RimSarah) March 19, 2019
High-level trolling by the French https://t.co/gSljMm4Vol
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) March 18, 2019
France’s EU minister got me thinking of other reasons to call your cat ‘Brexit’:
It keeps shitting in its own back yard
It is very popular with the old people in your street
It won’t find work in the automotive sector
It has to eat a lot of dried and tinned food#ProjectFur pic.twitter.com/QG2T8YKrt7
— The Media Tweets (@TheMediaTweets) March 19, 2019
Touché.
I named my cat 'Paris' because she's always kicking off.https://t.co/yWiGLs2LYy— Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) March 19, 2019
Except some people …
This is not funny and Brexit is a terrible name for a cat. https://t.co/cp5YZo8v3n
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) March 19, 2019