J.K. Rowling elaborated on Dumbledore’s sexuality – accio 23 pisstakes (NSFW)
It’s not news that J.K. Rowling‘s character Albus Dumbledore was gay, nor that he was in a relationship with Gellert Grindelwald, but in a special feature for the new Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Blu-ray, she explains that
“Their relationship was incredibly intense. It was passionate, and it was a love relationship”
also confirming that it was sexual.
Whilst this might get some uptight individuals hiding their kids’ wands, it mostly caused an uproar on Twitter – although, what doesn’t? – because a lot of people aren’t happy with these snippets emerging in interviews, rather than in the works themselves.
J.K. Rowling Confirms Some Characters in Her Books and Movies Are Gay Everywhere Except in the Books or the Movies https://t.co/Y5gcbMWNB9
— Eric D. Snider (@EricDSnider) March 16, 2019
Much pisstaking happened.
Most people imagined what other revelations she might have about fictional characters.
1.
CHILD: I love Hagrid!
JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room— The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) March 17, 2019
2.
reporter: hello
jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 17, 2019
3.
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Dobby can deepthroat a Nimbus 2000— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 17, 2019
4.
Me: I —
JK Rowling: Hagrid has paid for feet pics— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) March 17, 2019
5.
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Hermione uses anal beads
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) March 17, 2019
6.
You sit down on a couch in JK Rowling’s house and she’s like, “Careful, Dumbledore got railed there.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) March 17, 2019
7.
HARRY POTTER FAN: I love that the creator of my favorite series is so interested in continuing to expand the universe!
JK ROWLING: Okay here’s a list of each character from the books organized by how hard they came when they fucked each other
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 17, 2019
8.
JK Rowling desperately looks around trying to find something, anything to grab. “Ron put this in his ass,” She exclaims. I take back the picture of my grandfather from World War Two and place it back on the mantle, “No he didn’t JK Rowling please leave my house.”
— Consider John Frazzled (@FrazzleMyGimp) March 17, 2019
9.
Nobody:
J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore ate the peach from Call Me By Your Name
— jon (@prasejeebus) March 17, 2019
10.
anybody:
jk rowling: the sorting hat eats ass https://t.co/LYqNr238tI
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 17, 2019
11.
no one:
jk rowling: professor quirrell was into pegging.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) March 17, 2019
12.
JK Rowling reveals that Hermione considers "TERF" a slur
— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) March 16, 2019
