This thread about Fifty Shades Darker is a hilariously bad review
he’s just asked if they can go somewhere private and talk. She said no. good lass. stand your ground. you’ve stated your boundaries and oh nope now she’s going with him off they fucking go
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
they’re doing horny whispers at each other in this nice restaurant. imagine paying $20 for a small starter and then these two come in and start rutting at the next table. rotters
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
my cat just came over and screamed at the screen. me too Obi me too. but we have to see this through. we promised the internet. at least 9 people will read this. it’s bigger than any of us
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
fucking hell the big shock at the end of the last movie was that they broke up. we’re exactly 12 minutes in and they’re back together. straight people are sick
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
she’s always doing these demure little coughs and he loves them. she needs a lozenge and a restraining order
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
I have surgery tomorrow so I can’t drink through this one which is probably why i’m already so fucking fed up of it. (I’m getting the surgery not performing it. It’s nothing to worry about and will definitely be less painful than this
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
ooh teen dracula from earlier is her BOSS. his name is JACK. he’s AWFUL. He’s 110% going to try and finger her at the bar he’s just invited her to
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
every man in this film is in love with this woman. she’s beautiful, demure and seems to have zero opinions. is this where i’m going wrong?? i’m always yelling and telling men to shut up. maybe they don’t like that
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
Crinoline Grape just turned up at the bar where she’s with her boss. the two men are doing cross faces at each other. just KISS you fucking cowards. kiss EACH OTHER
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
right so he’s turned up, done a big frown and now they’re leaving together. did the writer just google SIGNS OF EMOTIONAL ABUSE and then CTRL-C ?? this is fucked. also she didn’t even get to have her pint. what a waste. rip gone but not forgotten xx
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 12, 2019
Beth’s a one-woman Rotten Tomatoes. As Sophia Benoit put it,
Feels like this thread is what the internet was invented for https://t.co/FRrIDCohFV
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 12, 2019
Petition to get her to watch the third one? That would be too cruel.