This thread about Fifty Shades Darker is a hilariously bad review

The Fifty Shades franchise started out as author E.L. James’ Twilight fan fiction and went downhill from there. It’s the story of the BDSM relationship between Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele – fun fact: charity shops were given so many copies of the novel that they had to beg people to stop donating it. Writer, Beth McColl, decided to subject herself to watching the second film in the trilogy, Fifty Shades Darker, so we don’t have to, and if this thread is anything to go by, we can’t thank her enough.

It looked like E.L. James might still be into vampires.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse – there’s a Coldplay song.