A Tory MP said knives should be fitted with GPS to cut crime and these glorious takedowns got straight to the point

A Tory MP has shared his ingenious idea to cut the level of rising knife crime in the UK.

He’s a chap called Scott Mann, the Conservative MP for North Cornwall, and this is his idea.

There are one or two reasons why this might not be the catch-all solution Mr Mann imagines it to be, as these people were only too happy to point out, the most entertaining takedowns you’ll read this week.

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