21 everyday facts we can all relate to
Have you ever had the feeling that you’re the only person who has noticed something? The essence of observational comedy is giving a voice to those things and uniting the audience in their “It’s not just me.” moment. These 21 tweets have a very similar effect, telling us things we already know, but didn’t know that anybody else knew.
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ, (@cocomkan) April 11, 2018
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
— .: LiL SaD EyEs:. (@gilineezy) December 28, 2018
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) December 28, 2016
do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? like you already know that someone is about to piss u the hell off
— 𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕪™︎ (@carlyeastcoast) January 22, 2019
Sorry I’m late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall
— bryan (@6ixuaIGod) May 19, 2018
The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card.
— John (@Jarcelofit) January 8, 2019
If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath
— rav (@Doughbvy) May 28, 2018
do u think by 2020 we’ll stop thinking of 2007 as in 3 years ago
— Cindy Kimberly (@wolfiecindy) September 29, 2018
Little secret about me: my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 30, 2018
do u ever just zone out, and you're aware that you zoned out, but ur just too lazy to zone back in
— joshua (@joshhprz) January 26, 2017
me finding the perfect playlist for my 4 minute drive to the grocery store pic.twitter.com/s06sqofMZF
— allie (@redeadhampton) December 20, 2018