13 hilarious hot takes on the latest Brexit vote

Well, in a surprise to absolutely nobody, the Government’s Brexit deal was voted down again, leaving a croaky and terrifyingly calm Theresa May to table a motion for today that would allow the House of Commons to remove a No Deal Brexit as an option – temporarily, which is a bit like having a reversible vaccine – “No, you won’t be able to get measles, but only until June, when you’ll probably get all the measles in the world, overnight.”

Twitter weighed in on the whole shitshow, with these witticisms.

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Writer, Dan Rebellato had an alternative suggestion.

It’s a million to one shot, but it might just work.