13 hilarious hot takes on the latest Brexit vote
Well, in a surprise to absolutely nobody, the Government’s Brexit deal was voted down again, leaving a croaky and terrifyingly calm Theresa May to table a motion for today that would allow the House of Commons to remove a No Deal Brexit as an option – temporarily, which is a bit like having a reversible vaccine – “No, you won’t be able to get measles, but only until June, when you’ll probably get all the measles in the world, overnight.”
Twitter weighed in on the whole shitshow, with these witticisms.
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"Hello Dignitas? Me again. Do you do countries? Hello?" pic.twitter.com/8AjAeupc8P
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 12, 2019
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At this moment of deep uncertainty for the UK, I’m offering to take over Brexit negotiations. I couldn’t exactly do any worse… #BrexitVote pic.twitter.com/bKTiNwuB7G
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 12, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1105556815427842049
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No one tell me the result.
I’ve taped it
#BrexitVote— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 12, 2019
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Looks like we’re heading for a Brextension. YES! It’s a Brextender. #BrexitVote pic.twitter.com/aVijeg0I7t
— Con. (@iamconnaugh) March 12, 2019
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Actual footage of Theresa May. #brexitvote pic.twitter.com/35iR9OI2Kf
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 12, 2019
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Theresa May is the General Melchett of British politics.#Brexit #BrexitVote pic.twitter.com/ZIrdLwyAWI
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) March 12, 2019
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"And now here's the weather…"#BrexitVote #Brexitdeal #Meaningfulvotehttps://t.co/HShoQ7CbA6 pic.twitter.com/pGFr6LRytX
— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) March 12, 2019
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Imagine how silly we'd all feel if somebody suddenly pointed out that the referendum was only advisory and this gargantuan shambles is entirely unnecessary. #brexitvote
— Graham Lithgow (@grahamlithgow) March 12, 2019
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Theresa May still looking surprisingly fresh and upbeat after her latest #BrexitVote defeat pic.twitter.com/Z9Y7LQdC29
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) March 12, 2019
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Well if it’s No Deal at least we know we have a massive stockpile of twats, bastards, wankers, shits and incompetents.
— Will Smith (@willsmithwriter) March 12, 2019
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Remember this will all be worth it when [checks notes] our kids no longer have the automatic right to work in France
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 12, 2019
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Rumours that Chris Grayling just tried to vote in favour of the government’s Brexit deal but walked into a disabled toilet toilet instead…#BrexitVote #kitileaks
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 12, 2019
Writer, Dan Rebellato had an alternative suggestion.
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— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) March 12, 2019
It’s a million to one shot, but it might just work.
