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The hilarious reasons it costs more to get your pet’s hair cut than your own

It must be a little wearing to hear the same tired comments day after day, for example, doctors must get sick of people saying “I googled my symptoms and I’m sure I’m dying”, tall people are probably fed up with being asked “What’s the weather like up there?” and “Donald Trump must surely have had enough of hearing “No, Mr. President, it’s spelled D.O.N.A.L.D.”

This is probably why one pet groomer obviously reached the end of their tether about being asked why their services cost more than a haircut for a human. Reddit user MishMashed shared the evidence, in the form of this very revealing poster.

In case that’s not clear, this is what it says:

Top Ten Reasons Why It Costs More To Get Your Pet Groomed Than Your Own Hair Cut

10. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end.

9. You don’t go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a sanitary trim.

7. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.

6. Your hairdresser doesn’t remove the boogers from your eyes.

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

4. Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure or pedicure.

3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

2. You don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser.

1. The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.

There are some very good points there, we have to admit, but Redditors still raised some concerns.

Credit where it’s due, one Redditor had tried to save some money, but wasted it instead.

Someone called AllTheSmallFish realised that the poster might serve another, completely different, service.

Dog groomers must all be svelte.

Source: Reddit
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