Richard Herring owning trolls who ask ‘When’s it International Men’s Day?’ is today’s best thing
It’s International Women’s Day, which must mean it’s the day when comedian Richard Herring takes to Twitter to answer each and every person (mostly men, obviously) who ask ‘When’s it International Men’s Day, then?’
It’s all in a good cause – not only is it very entertaining watching him put them right, he’s raising money for Refuge.
International Men’s Day was in your heart all along… and also on November 19th https://t.co/NDwOpHsaYf
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 7, 2019
You can see each and every one of his takedowns by following Richard here. But these are our favourites so far.
1.
I really can. It is exactly none. That’s why you haven’t noticed the outcry for the last 25 November 19ths https://t.co/mylByPEhFF
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
2.
So international men’s day is November 19th. What the fuck is that masculine shit? https://t.co/05jQgJnEPs
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
3.
Mate, you live in New Zealand. Why are you so cross? Look out the window. November 19th is your day. But the world is very much tipped in men’s favour so grow a pair of bollocks and be a man, if that means so much to you. https://t.co/hcIXOPZBb7
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
4.
Don’t have to imagine. It’s been on November 19th for ages. But men would still rather bitch on IWD than celebrate IMD. Weird isn’t it? We can change that. You with me? https://t.co/8apKp5RjLj
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
5.
Sooooo noooovember 19th. Are they all going to start with so? https://t.co/esjRHjliLI
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
6.
There would be none. It’s November 19th. https://t.co/eOp8BJVbrW
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
7.
Me thinks that there is one. On November 19th. But people who say Me thinks aren’t allowed to celebrate it. Damn. https://t.co/xA3dNZ8f7I
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
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November 19th. But sadly now, for the sake of equality, you are going to have to tell that to fuck right off too. Hoist on your own petard, dude. You had the world in your hands and you blew it. https://t.co/10YlaVaBNt
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
9.
Probably because International Women’s Day is today. Why not make a fuss about international men’s day on November 19th to redress the balance? https://t.co/kDGqfVrOUk
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
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There is. It’s November 19th. Some of them are OK, but boy there are some real shockers out there too https://t.co/2IzmG4TtnK
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
11.
Delighted to hear it. It’s November 19th. I will be back to check what amazing celebrations you’re doing https://t.co/CxYuUM3Y5b
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
12.
The PM is very busy fucking up Brexit so please don’t waste her time on stuff like this. It’s November 19th. When’s Brexit? That’s a better question for her. https://t.co/LVNmEFshUS
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
13.
Turns out I was the one who really knows how to fucking stretch a joke out though doesn’t it. 40 minutes? Try seven years mate, then come back. https://t.co/Xtb9G9Zcqc
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
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Given today is International Women’s Day, it would be confusing. Which is why they put it on November 19th. Both aiming for equality though, so it’s all good. https://t.co/maVOU5zESl
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
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How badly do you want to know? Badly enough to google it first? I don’t want you to damage your delicate constitution so will let you know it’s November 19th https://t.co/rgjOBfF1vr
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
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Crucified? Or just told the answer to the question you asked? https://t.co/PJAt1vIpyN
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
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NO REVERSE SEXMISMS IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU. November 19th https://t.co/KyYjZFRPIY
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 8, 2019
