Netflix has the worst synopsis of Doctor Who and possibly any TV programme, ever

It can’t be easy being the person who has to write all the little summaries of TV shows on Netflix (other viewing platforms are available).

So many shows, so little time. And yet, surely, someone – anyone – could have done better than this take on Doctor Who, as shared by the great Martin Belam on Twitter.

Surely no-one’s done a worse job than that, have they?