Simply 13 Chris Grayling jokes to help take the edge off a long week
As if Brexit hadn’t made Britain enough of a laughing stock already, along comes (you guessed it) Chris Grayling.
The secretary of state for fucking things up added a few more items to his portfolio today, bringing his tally so far to something like this.
Chris Grayling
-B&B owners right to reject gay guests – apolgised
-Banned books prisoners – unlawful
-Train punctuality 13 year low
-Opposed plans regulate drones
-Probation changes failed, cost £171m
-Ferry contract to company no ships
-£33m settlement in court case#shambles— Paul Johnson (@paul__johnson) March 1, 2019
Which made the entire nation wonder the same thing.
Also, and with feeling: How. The fuck. Does Chris Grayling still have a job?
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) March 1, 2019
While we wait for the answer, these 13 jokes might help. A bit.
1.
Any chance Chris Grayling could organise Nigel Farage's walk.
— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) March 1, 2019
2.
I'm starting to wonder if Chris Grayling might not actually be very good at his job.
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) March 1, 2019
3.
Chris Grayling arriving at work this morning pic.twitter.com/bBBGxE6xCq
— Glyn Arthur (@GPEArthur) March 1, 2019
4.
Just bought a full price DFS sofa
— Chris Grayling (@FailingGrayling) March 1, 2019
5.
So far Grayling has defied all known scientific modelling, we simply do not know, nor can not accurately guess the final scale of his inabilities.
— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) March 1, 2019
6.
James Gandolfini in 'The Chris Grayling Story' pic.twitter.com/EiifOnp8eP
— Cassetteboy (@Cassetteboy) March 1, 2019
7.
Stonehenge, the Mary Celeste, the Trinity – all of these things are less of a mystery than the fact that Chris Grayling is a Secretary of State
— Michael Merrick (@michael_merrick) February 9, 2019
8.
I heard Chris Grayling tried to resign today but got trapped in his office when an assistant shut the door
— Ian Ford (@ij_ford) March 1, 2019
9.
NEWS! Huge fire engulfs Department of Transport after Chris Grayling tries to use stapler https://t.co/QuNztAve25 pic.twitter.com/20Aa4naqU5
— NewsThump (@newsthump) March 1, 2019
10.
Chris Grayling is just Damien Green after his face got poorly rendered in a video game engine. pic.twitter.com/4WO8wMiG4E
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) March 1, 2019
11.
Chris Grayling’s first job. Can you spot him? #brexit pic.twitter.com/RNgLDgK4ni
— RetroSchott203 (@RetroSchott) March 1, 2019
12.
A few of Chris Grayling’s “achievements” in government:
– Ruined probation service, costing £500m
– Awarded ferry service to company with no ferries
– New rail timetables caused delays for a yearI wouldn’t trust him to empty my litter tray. You pay him £141,505.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 1, 2019
13.
If you ever suffer from imposter sydnrome, just remember: Chris Grayling is in the Cabinet https://t.co/2tyt406Eq8
— Jonn Elledge (@JonnElledge) March 1, 2019
To conclude …
Hello I'm Chris Grayling. pic.twitter.com/55GraFId48
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) March 1, 2019
