15 of the most appallingly posh baby names from newspaper ‘births’ columns
When it comes to baby names it seems that the posher you are the greater the need to call your offspring something completely and utterly ridiculous. Perhaps unsurprisingly most of these announcements are not from The Daily Star, but from The Telegraph.
Many thanks to Harry Wallop on Twitter who brought most of these to our attention.
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Telegraph births (from Wednesday) pic.twitter.com/h7MipQWwWt
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) February 19, 2016
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From the telegraph births announcements (via #CatsCountdown) pic.twitter.com/ZYBwY2Ja35
— Simon Hardwick (@simonhardwick) January 31, 2016
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Telegraph Births today: pic.twitter.com/wSwJ7wpFX1
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) August 15, 2017
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@col_6 Telegraph Births this morning. pic.twitter.com/fnY7NFWr2E"
— Lucy (@lucylocketlost) January 4, 2016
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Telegraph Births column this morning pic.twitter.com/5gs7LPfWAK
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) August 1, 2018
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Telegraph Births column. European special pic.twitter.com/RjXTI60yaO
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) September 25, 2014
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Telegraph births this morning. Twins. pic.twitter.com/xovNd1DuLC
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) October 12, 2015
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The Telegraph births column has gone totally rock star this morning pic.twitter.com/2BC0Dg2q8X
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) November 17, 2014
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Telegraph births column. Number of times she'll have to spell this out on the phone: every time pic.twitter.com/FdBrA5u5ZV
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) July 11, 2015
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As Labour Party experiences revolution, some things remain immutable. Telegraph Births today: pic.twitter.com/QqBYac8hGD
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) September 12, 2015
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Letitia, Lettice and Bunker. Telegraph Births on top form today pic.twitter.com/sD4vKN8bte
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) June 11, 2016
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@beccacongdon ‘maze. RT @hwallop Telegraph Births column this morning. Joy. pic.twitter.com/IP0fbuQWHT
— Manjiri Kulkarni (@ManjiriKC) May 6, 2015
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Telegraph Births today: pic.twitter.com/2HPZM8TjoC
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) June 14, 2014
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"@anitathetweeter: Telegraph readers: just regular people pic.twitter.com/tuTm99xCXV" Not that I'm obsessed with the Telegraph births column too
— Alexander Woolley (@alexwoolley4) April 8, 2014
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Times Births column today: pic.twitter.com/gMnpqZcmnv
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) February 27, 2019
