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This poor guy got a NSFW eyeful when he used his parents’ PC

The sex lives of our parents are like Heston Blumenthal’s snail porridge – we know it exists, we get that it’s not actually illegal, but we definitely don’t want to experience it in person. When one Reddit user, who goes by the name of Sigmoid_Freud_, visited his dad, he used his parents’ computer and accidentally got a mental image he won’t shake in a hurry. This is what happened.

“This is still fresh in my mind as I’m typing. I take some time out of my daily commute home from night shift to make a detour and spend time with my Dad (71 years young) who spends most of the week alone as my mom (62) works all day. Today was just a routine visit.

My folks live in the country and don’t have trash pickup so I visit with Dad while driving their garbage to the dump. As we are talking I bring up a video I had seen and suggested I share it with him. He agrees and once we get back to the house he suggests I find the video while he does something else.

Commence Fuckup. My Dad has an older model Desktop PC that is quite temperamental and only likes to use Google Chrome. I go to open a window and see that my Dad has 20+ tabs open. All of them were different profiles on FetLife. For those who don’t know, FetLife is like MySpace for people with fetishes (bondage, waterworks, furries, etc). I just brushed it off as my dad being a dirty old man.

Unfortunately the tab I opened Chrome to was my parents profile page. I not only saw my mother in very revealing garments; I also saw my dad gagged and hog tied like a pig at a pork roast. So now, not only do I know my parents are pretty kinky, I also know what it looks like when my dad is getting stuffed like a Christmas turkey.”

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We really hope his dad doesn’t read Reddit, too.

This is how Redditors reacted.

Some shared similar stories.

One had a suggestion.

Reddit user, Captain_buttbomb put it all into perspective.

Source: Reddit