There’s a next level name in the Times’ births column today – our 9 favourite responses
People tend to be a bit more imaginative when it comes to naming their kids than they were back in the day.
But even so, this, well, this is just next level stuff, as spotted in the Times’ births, marriages and deaths column by the never less than followable, Harry Wallop.
Times Births column today: pic.twitter.com/gMnpqZcmnv
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) February 27, 2019
Wishing them a happy and healthy life, obviously. And, in the meantime, our favourite 9 things people had to say about the choice of name.
1.
Cosmo Chaos suggests while they're raiding the classics for first names, they're getting their middle names from a catalogue of 99p ZX Spectrum games
— Simon HB (@norock) February 27, 2019
2.
“A brother to Bandersnatch and Frogger Manic Repton”
— A Sceptical Brit (@ElNuevoOtroMio2) February 27, 2019
3.
Jeez. That’s one of those ‘hidden in plain sight’ secret agent messages isn’t it? Must be something big going down #worried
— mjbsees (@mjbsees) February 27, 2019
4.
I wish I could afford names like that..
— Sébastien Bowery (@Vrntvr) February 27, 2019
5.
I don't like Dionysus, but being able to say 'Chaos is my middle name' would be absolutely awesome. He should drop the first name and just go down to Cosmo Chaos Von Halle.
— fiona (@willwritefortea) February 27, 2019
6.
wat? Also I wanna know Hieronymus' middle names
— rebecca villanelle williams (@stupidgirl45) February 27, 2019
7.
Bosch PSB Cordless
— Mary Whitehouse (@Word_Service) February 27, 2019
8.
The unnecessary inclusion of the brother's name says "You think that Dionysus is unlucky because of his name? He's even more unlucky because of his parents"
— David (@DavidMuttering) February 27, 2019
9.
If Hieronymus von Halle and Dionysus Cosmo Chaos von Halle fail to start a death metal band, their parents should seek a refund. https://t.co/iTTOc6Y1xF
— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) February 27, 2019
