The new James Bond film may be called “Shatterhand” – these 13 people are shaken and stirred
Shooting is to begin on the 25th James Bond film in April – probably in both senses of the word – with star Daniel Craig making his fifth outing as the suave agent. As had been rumoured for some time, the working title of the film has been revealed as Shatterhand – and the internet has lost its shi mind, as these reactions ably demonstrate.
1.
BOND: How drunk was I last night?
MONEYPENNY: Pretty hammered. Last I saw you said you were hungry and then tried to break into a toy shop.
BOND: I can't remember anything but I think I ate a Mr Potato Head.
MONEYPENNY: Why?
BOND: Because I just… (turns to camera) Shatterhand.— Benjamin Partridge (@benpartridge) February 23, 2019
2.
SHATTERHAND!
He's the man
The man
Who has shat in his hand— Thom Willis (@ManOnThe100) February 22, 2019
3.
Shatterhand- he’s the man, the man with the hand that shatters- he’s not really much of an adversary thinking about it. This will be a short film. But the bit where his hand shatters is awesome.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) February 22, 2019
4.
PLEASE DON’T BE CALLED “SHATTERHAND”
PLEASE DON’T BE CALLED “SHATTERHAND”
PLEASE DON’T BE CALLED “SHATTERHAND”
PLEASE DON’T BE CALLED “SHATTERHAND” https://t.co/SqWLioUoPG— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) February 22, 2019
5.
If they don’t use this font for the James Bond and #Shatterhand movie logo then there is no justice in the world. pic.twitter.com/2kLfpR1fHA
— Clayton Hickman (@claytonhickman) February 22, 2019
6.
Shatterhand Cumberbatch
— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) February 22, 2019
7.
There was no loo roll left so she… #Shatterhand
— Rioghnach Ní Ghrioghair (@rioghnachNiG) February 22, 2019
8.
Shitterhand?
How about:
The Spy Who Touched Cloth
Poo Finger
Dr No Toilet paper
You Only Wipe Twice
The Man With The Golden Bum
GoldenBrownEye
Poo Another Day #JamesBond #Bond25 https://t.co/mr0aZyuVNY— Joe (@MrJoeGooch) February 22, 2019
9.
#Shatterhand begins casting. pic.twitter.com/OgEwVIzjJ1
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) February 22, 2019
10.
BOND: Stand back everybody! That nuke will explode, unless I defuse it with the palm print from this – the severed limb of Captain James T Kirk
PUSSY GALORE: You don't mean…?
BOND: Yes… Shatnerhand#Shatterhand pic.twitter.com/VZMSxJBB51
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) February 22, 2019
11.
#shatterhand pic.twitter.com/SLlRl7yVKL
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) February 22, 2019
12.
John Travolta introduces his co-star Shania Twain at the premiere of TRADING PAINT: "Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only… Shatterhand"
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) February 22, 2019
13.
What if it's just two hours of Daniel Craig shitting a hand, and could that still be an improvement on Spectre? #Bond25 #Shatterhand
— The bubbles tickle my Tchaikovsky (@TheTchaikovsky) February 23, 2019
Writer, Buster of Mirrors, made an excellent point about the precedent for bad Bond film names.
Why is everyone reacting like #Shatterhand is the worst name for a Bond film ever when this is the same series that gave us a film called Octopussy
— Buster of Mirrors (@RainiacDaManiac) February 22, 2019
