15 couples’ fashions from the 70s that won’t be coming back – ever
They say fashions always come around again, which is why you shouldn’t have thrown away the trilby you bought in the 80s, or the military greatcoat that you thought made you look like Bono – and now you’re wondering why you wanted to look like Bono. We have to say that we highly doubt anyone is going to try and revive these looks – particularly not as couples-wear. You never know, though.
1. When you’re heading to the beach at noon, but you’ve got to advertise mustard at 4
2. If anyone needs the longer knitwear, it’s Captain Y-front, there
3. Before or after, yes – but never during
4. Tablecloth recycling level: Expert
5. “Really, Maureen! We agreed it was my turn to wear the pyjamas.”
6. What’s new, Pussycat?
7. 70s fashions were out on the fringe
8. Who wears white on safari?
9. These two look a bit crotchety
10. “Fancy a threesome?” “Only if we can wear matching outfits.”
11. Available in quilted or plain to match the toilet rolls
12. The good, the bad and the – OMFG, what are they wearing?
13. Erm …what is she going to do with that bat?
14. “Mike! Mike! Your nipples are showing.”
15. Yee-Haw!
They could probably still get away with these – maybe at Christmas.
