These images of one man with his giant vegetables are the most joyous thing on the internet
In the world of giant vegetables – and yes, that is a thing – one name stands out, that of Peter Glazebrook. Green-fingered Peter holds records for: the longest beetroot, the longest parsnip, the heaviest onion, the heaviest potato and the heaviest cauliflower. Thanks, Wikipedia. Journalist, Lizzie O’Leary, pointed out how wonderful the images of Peter proudly posing with his products can be, and she’s not wrong.
Truly, “Peter Glazebrook vegetable” is the greatest google image search of all time. pic.twitter.com/oJdE0Lr7uT
— Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally) February 15, 2019
Just look at his face! Those things are like his babies, if babies could win prizes, break records and be cooked up as part of a delicious meal after the show.
Lizzie’s post proved very popular.
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Pretty sure some of those are Harry Potter mandrakes
— Jared Rizzi (@JaredRizzi) February 15, 2019
this are all "me when I do a good tweet"
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) February 15, 2019
That cannot be a turnip that is a human in a costume
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) February 15, 2019
wait a minute what if he's just really tiny. what if he is one of the noble borrowers https://t.co/6Xjp131srE
— Whitney Reynolds (@whitneyarner) February 15, 2019
However, the Best in Show rosette must surely go to historian Dr Beau Beaumont for this beauty.
He likes big beets, and he cannot lie.
— Beau (@DrBeauBeaumont) February 15, 2019
Looks like he got to the root of the matter.
