Kenny G was in Kim Kardashian West’s living room – the 22 funniest pisstakes
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KENNY G IS IN MY GODDAMN LIVING ROOM… DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT
— Jeremy London (@SirJeremyLondon) February 15, 2019
13.
I 100% guarantee Kenny G woke up in this room with a puppet on a TV screen asking him to play a game https://t.co/iYoTXNF0mT
— Joe Hospodor (@joehospodor) February 14, 2019
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oh look the new ad for the wealth tax is live https://t.co/UMii3TjqY6
— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) February 14, 2019
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Fair play to Kanye. He's finally managed to do the worst thing in the world https://t.co/MeAaUuUIEU
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) February 14, 2019
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Kenny G trying to get out of that room in Kim and Kanye’s house pic.twitter.com/intcLzjo8f
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 15, 2019
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Kanye AND Kenny G??? The trailer for the next Saw movie is LIT. https://t.co/G3S6jzyTir
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) February 14, 2019
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If anyone took all the furniture, rugs and paintings out of my living room and filled it with roses and Kenny G, I would sue their fucking ass #HappyValentinesDay2019
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 14, 2019
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Kenny G in my living room is the opening to all of my hell dreams. https://t.co/lIiXZTUU34
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 14, 2019
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I try not to say anything about that person anymore but I can’t imagine having access to some of the best jazz musicians in the world and wanting to hear Kenny G. 97% of Smooth Jazz is a war crime, let’s call a thing a thing
— Jamilah the Millennial (@JamilahLemieux) February 14, 2019
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if it's just Kenny G in ur house and all the furniture is gone, that's a break in
— Vanessa Golembewski (@vgolembewski) February 14, 2019
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when you’re only 80% sure you hired Kenny G to come to the house but ok pic.twitter.com/fOQQvLISY5
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 14, 2019
Finally – possibly literally finally – comedy writer, Fred Delicious mused on what might happen after the performance.
Bad news I'm afraid. Kenny G was no longer useful so Kim and Kanye had him euthanised
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 15, 2019
Maybe they’ll just keep him in storage.
