Kenny G was in Kim Kardashian West’s living room – the 22 funniest pisstakes
If the Valentine’s Day treats in your house were heart-shaped pizzas or a sharing bag of Maltesers, you could be forgiven for thinking Kanye West‘s arrangements were a bit over the top. Even if your treats were Beluga caviar and Dom Perignon, you might still think he went a bit overboard, because at least one of his gifts for wife, Kim Kardashian West, was this:
https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408
It’s not clear whether they made Kenny G stand in the middle while they positioned the vases or he’s simply very good at tiptoeing, but it was a typically grand gesture that just cried out to have the piss taken out of it – and the internet stepped up.
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ok but why didn't you record Kenny G trying to leave and knocking over 45 individual rose vases https://t.co/A4cS14rW6z
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 14, 2019
2.
Kenny G is the worst possible thing you could find in your living room. Worse than alligators. https://t.co/do4XX9v8bg
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 14, 2019
3.
this trailer for @JordanPeele's The Twilight Zone looks more terrifying than anything I could have ever imagined https://t.co/QDceiBgDgG
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 14, 2019
Just fixed the track.
No need to thank me. pic.twitter.com/S0fwATtWNv— James Herring (@itsjamesherring) February 16, 2019
4.
post the video of all the small talk you 3 had to do right after this ! https://t.co/gZg3B0cdsF
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) February 15, 2019
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If somebody did this to me I would call the police to report an intruder, get a restraining order against the person who organised it, then shower and scrub myself with wire wool while playing Ornette Coleman full blast to deterge my ears. https://t.co/4eBOwSWpBR
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) February 14, 2019
6.
What a strange nightmare. https://t.co/fgUcUefsyQ
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) February 14, 2019
7.
Kenny G playing, surrounded by a thousand roses, while I lay on the floor eating 20 Taco Bell gorditas
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 14, 2019
8.
if my wife walked into the living room and saw Kenny G she would 100% freak out and kill him with a broom
— joe (@mutablejoe) February 14, 2019
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Christ, if I got home home and Kenny G was standing in a field of dead flowers in my living room I’d burn the house down
— Terri White (@Terri_White) February 14, 2019
10.
Kenny G stop breaking into houses and setting elaborate rose mazes! https://t.co/CXzR7VmHjo
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) February 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1096146475665506304
