The internet can’t handle Theresa May’s jam revelations – 16 hilarious responses

The Daily Mail managed to grab the scoop of the year with the answer to the political question on everybody’s lips – “What would Theresa May do if she found mould on her jam?” Her revelation that she scrapes off the mould and eats the jam underneath is a testament to her strong desire to reduce waste, previously most clearly demonstrated by her refusal to throw Chris Grayling away.

With her repeated requests for the country to end its division, we assume the PM would be pleased to see so many people united in their desire to thoroughly take the piss.

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these are exciting times as a labour supporter because I feel strongly that Jeremy Corbyn could destroy May on the issue of jam mould this is absolutely home turf for him

— joe (@mutablejoe) February 13, 2019

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Harold Macmillan
We have not overthrown the divine right of kings to fall down for the divine right of experts.

Churchill
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

Theresa May
I likes to dig out the jam, srapes off the mould I do.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 13, 2019

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2016: Brexit will be easy
2018: It won't be as bad as Mad Max
2019: Scrape the mould off your jam and carry on
2025: EAT UNWANTED ACQUAINTANCES FIRST THEN LEAST FAVOURITE RELATIVES BEFORE MOVING ONTO FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) February 13, 2019

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I ignored the internet for ONE DAY and we went from panic buying corpse blankets to jam what the actual fuck even is this country right now

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 13, 2019

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you earn over £150,000 per year as prime minister, buy some new bloody jam woman pic.twitter.com/jLBAzGhykR

— katie (thats me) (@supermathskid) February 13, 2019

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…and makes it Secretary of State for Transport. https://t.co/fsgFoOeDGD

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) February 13, 2019

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“So then she starts twatting on about jam.”

“Well, they need to do something about the M20.”

“No, not traffic, Michel…fucking preserves. Scrapes the mould off and eats it like a fucking animal.”

“Huh, no shit. It’s no wonder they’re in the fucking state they’re in, is it?” pic.twitter.com/TcE5MO2jFk

— Max ️‍‍♀️ (@SpillerOfTea) February 13, 2019

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I need a new housemate…https://t.co/0tzCxaYSgc

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 13, 2019