This Home Office Valentine’s Day message got the heartfelt takedowns it deserved
Someone at the Home Office really did think this was an appropriate message to send out on Valentine’s Day.
And guess who was in charge when they sent it out?
Who in the home office actually thought that this tweet was suitable for a government department to send out. @sajidjavid
— Father Jack McFilthy Unhelpful #FBPE #PeoplesVote (@myob2016) February 13, 2019
Guess again.
In 2013? That would have been @theresa_may 😡
— Crispin Driver (@RandomThawt) February 13, 2019
Yes!
From 2013 so Theresa May literally wrote this & hit send from her e-scythe. https://t.co/ALDHfzl5K2
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 14, 2019
Remembering when Theresa May was Home Secretary… https://t.co/VrY4zYOaSa
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) February 14, 2019
And it prompted some truly heartfelt takedowns, of which these are our favourites.
1.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Theresa May’s racist
The Home Office toohttps://t.co/pZSCyiBhic— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 13, 2019
2.
Passports are red
But soon they’ll be blue.
If you think that that’s progress,
You must be on glue.— Mary Leng (@mary_leng) February 14, 2019
3.
Roses are red
Willows are weepy
This Home Office tweet
Is beyond f**king creepy https://t.co/E25mh2B7Wy— Evolve Politics (@evolvepolitics) February 14, 2019
4.
Roses are red
Gammon is Ham
Please scrape the mould
Innovate with your jam— cólz (@colz) February 13, 2019
5.
Roses are red,
I like to do maths,
Abolish the home office because it's full of sociopaths https://t.co/QgDdpKFKtj— katie (thats me) (@supermathskid) February 13, 2019
6.
Surely it’s
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
We’ve lost all the paperwork
So we’ll just send you back. #windrush #disgrace— justin@bigdogdrinks (@BigDogDrinks) February 13, 2019
7.
Roses are red
Love can be real
Your shit decisions
Get smashed on appeal https://t.co/9rDg6F03Nr— Greg Ó Ceallaigh (@gregoceallaigh) February 13, 2019
