People are sharing how they’d raise the alarm while also appearing completely normal and it’s brilliant
Now here’s an essential life skill we all need to master – how to raise the alarm using Twitter in a kidnap situation while also appearing to be acting completely normal.
https://twitter.com/bellegenerico_/status/1094646279488061441
And the question prompted no end of ingenious and often hilarious responses. Here are our favourites.
1.
*Updated grocery list
Instant ramen
Nutella
Eggs
English muffins
Diet cola
Hash browns
Extra batteries
Low fat milk
Pineapples— Jesse Valentine 番 (@JesseVallejOWNS) February 10, 2019
2.
I’m really enjoying this decaf coffee.
— Christopher Parker (@Bulldogwgr) February 11, 2019
3.
I have nothing to complain about today. It’s been a very regular day that has not bothered me in any way shape or form.
— The Read Pile (@TheReadPile) February 10, 2019
4.
I am finally happy, content, and found purpose in this world.
— charles garrett (@garrett_charles) February 10, 2019
5.
You know what, I actually don’t really care much for my cat and I’m not going to post pictures of her or my dog any more.
— Ｌａｕｒｅｎ is near… (@boosegoose) February 11, 2019
6.
“I think I might be straight”
— Ida Skibenes ❄️ (@ida_skibenes) February 11, 2019
7.
About to sit down and watch my favorite show! I love The Big Bang Theory!!! Bajinga!!
— Lawrence of A Labia (@lex_about_sex) February 10, 2019
8.
“I’ve been kidnapped and they’re holding me at <address>, this is not a joke.”
0 interactions.
— Dave1307 (@Dave_1307) February 10, 2019
9.
I would make a tweet that isn’t either a retweet or a response to someone else.
— Acienta Egars (@AcientaEgars) February 10, 2019
10.
I would tweet:
President trump is the least racist, smartest genius President of all time.
Hopefully, you guys would know that either I’ve been hacked or I’m in SERIOUS need of help. 😂😂😂
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) February 11, 2019
11.
Actually, the President has a point
— Kate Nagy (@KateHoldsCourt) February 11, 2019
12.
No need to get beer at the store, we have enough at home.
— Mark Hertling (@MarkHertling) February 12, 2019
13.
I’ve decided to become vegetarian
— Dipodillus Lividus (@furiousgerbil) February 10, 2019
14.
I have misplaced my hairbrush.
— Allan (@ACaomhanach) February 10, 2019
