Elon Musk flirting with the planet Mars on Twitter is very on brand
Elon Musk is the eccentric billionaire we didn’t ask for, but have anyway. Having launched one of his futuristic Tesla cars into space for no good reason we can see, he proceeded to make the wrong kind of headlines by branding a diving expert a paedophile, whilst having a tantrum because the diver hadn’t used Musk’s submarine to facilitate a cave rescue. His current obsession is with getting to Mars, the planet, not the chocolate factory, so it wasn’t really a surprise when the two got flirty on Twitter.
It started when someone who has now left Twitter shared her desire to avoid men.
Mars wasn’t interested, apparently, having “eyes” only for one person …
Never a man to let a good offer go by, Elon responded in kind.
The flirting continued, because that’s not weird at all.
When are you coming over babe? https://t.co/Vw8zjksfWi
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1094025756299137024
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 9, 2019
Shameless!
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1094027558235058182
Kinda does make me wanna tbh
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 11, 2019
TMI.
Did this man just make a No Nut November joke
— Ken Xyro | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (@KenXyro) February 9, 2019
Yes. Yes, he did.
While Elon was arranging his hook-up, someone – or somewhere – was watching.
This is interesting
— Neptune (@realneptune_) February 9, 2019
— Neptune (@realneptune_) February 9, 2019
Twitter: come for the puns, stay for the planetary love triangles. We’re just glad Uranus didn’t get involved.
H/T: Bored Panda
