29 funny and relatable signs that you’re single
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https://twitter.com/SFallonator/status/1095080644177203201
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You own this book #SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/n2MGAoHtVz
— Kimmy Baby (@KimmyAlthea) February 11, 2019
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It takes 2 weeks for your dishwasher to be full.
— puzzler (@c_puzzler) February 11, 2019
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You ask Siri for directions home so you have someone to talk to. #SignsYouAreSingle
— CK (@charley_ck14) February 11, 2019
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#SignsYouAreSingle the jehovah witnesses just want to be on their way but you won’t stop talking pic.twitter.com/DmQo8MqSEa
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) February 11, 2019
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#SignsYouAreSingle
Your tandem bike keeps falling over.— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) February 11, 2019
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You play every hashtag game. #SignsYouAreSingle
— Max (@maxpick) February 11, 2019
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#SignsYouAreSingle I'm on your phone.
— Tinder (@Tinder) February 12, 2019
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This is your freezer. #SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/BrvD64xN7m
— Hard 2 Follows (@carriesmith1123) February 11, 2019
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You sleep like this #SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/2gHkXkOIgj
— Kimmy Baby (@KimmyAlthea) February 11, 2019
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At the grocery store, you buy only one banana at a time. #SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/iDBm9ZdJte
— Jen (@JenTusch) February 11, 2019
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#SignsYouAreSingle
You hear your friend is in a relationship! pic.twitter.com/2ghGUn1FPA— The Notorious B.E.C.K.Y (@BeckyKillinit) February 11, 2019
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#SignsYouAreSingle your porn folder is named “porn”
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) February 11, 2019
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#SignsYouAreSingle you fart, anytime and anywhere with no blow back
— grosby (@grosby81) February 11, 2019
One expert on the single life summed up the positives with this post:
https://twitter.com/TheSingleWoman/status/1095116264094265344
And that’s what we’ll tell ourselves when we’re scoffing the cut-price Valentine’s chocs on Friday.
H/T: Twitter Moments
