The Daily Mail’s telling women how their homes are repelling men – our favourite takedowns

This is the best thing we’ve read in the Daily Mail for a long time. Just not necessarily in the way they intended, as highlighted by @lilyalicelouise on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/lilyalicelouise/status/1094886834944073728

Just in case that’s tricky to read – you can see the full article here – here are a few edited highlights.

Books: Go easy on the gloomy titles

Multiple pictures of single women: Suggest you’re happier alone

Buddha: A sign of poverty and isolation

Clutter: Can damage your relationships by increasing irritability

Cactus: Unwelcoming!

Vase: Another image of a single woman

So much to enjoy, we don’t know where to start. So let’s leave it to these people instead, our 27 favourite responses.

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