18 puntastic gags that are so terrible they’re brilliant
9.
I'd like to see a cross between the car from The Dukes Of Hazzard, and the car from Knight Rider… generally speaking. #UKpunday
— Neil (@_Enanem_) February 11, 2019
10.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies #UKPunDay— Larry the Cat, Esq. (@Number10cat) February 11, 2019
11.
I'm dating a girl from the zoo
I think she's a keeper #ukpunday
— Gary Miller (@gazgagsman) February 11, 2019
12.
I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.#UKPunDay
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) February 11, 2019
13.
My boyfriend told me he was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."#UKPunDay
— gunner-gal26 (@gunner_x49) February 11, 2019
14.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh……Ten-tickles#UKPunDay
— Chris (@C_McBride1985) February 11, 2019
15.
I got a red rash from touching a copper statue, think I may have verdigris burns.#UKPunDay
— Tony Cowards #EdFringe (@TonyCowards) February 11, 2019
16.
I phoned a record shop yesterday & asked, "Have you got anything by the Doors"?
The assistant said, "Errmm… Yeah, a couple of fire extinguishers"#UKPunDay
— Gizzyinski (@gizzyinski) February 11, 2019
17.
There's an innuendo competition taking place in Durham this week. I'm thinking of entering my Dad #UKPunDay
— Sir Andy Murray (@mrsbiltawulf) February 11, 2019
18.
Lino Richie wins all the awards on #UKPunDay. pic.twitter.com/7XkbVqkj4p
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) February 11, 2019
Never known to miss a marketing opportunity, the big companies got involved, but we can’t blame them for that.
Did you know we used to sell origami in store?
Unfortunately, that idea folded #UKPunDay
— B&M Stores (@bmstores) February 11, 2019
How did the Hamburger introduce his new girlfriend?
"Hey everyone, meat Patty!"#UKPunDay— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) February 11, 2019
Happy #UKPunDay! We apologise for this one in advance.
Those who believe in giving drugs to animals should get off their high horses.
Sorry.
— Dave (@davechannel) February 11, 2019
Being the UK, there’s always someone ready to make it about Brexit.
This valentines day Theresa MAY actually be wishing she was back on the SINGLES MARKET. Ironically we're all still getting *****ed#UKpunday
— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) February 13, 2017
Theresa May – but she probably won’t.
