The reply to this bad TripAdvisor review is hilariously brutal
Since the advent of online reviews, consumers have been able to get some sense of how good or otherwise a product or service is before shelling out their hard-earned cash, and one of the most-used review sites is TripAdvisor. A few days ago, a pub in Bristol, The Hobgoblin, received a rare – for them – one-star review, describing the place as “Unreasonable”. This is what it said:
That’s pretty damning, once you interpret what she’s talking about, but it may not be as straightforward as Chloe A would have us believe. As permitted under TripAdvisor rules, The Hobgoblin issued a rebuttal.
How’s the head this morning?
I’d be surprised if you can actually remember your behaviour last night so, just in case it’s a little foggy, let’s have a recap, shall we?
Although you were initially served a round of drinks, after you stumbled away from the bar and barged into another customer, dropping your drinks on the floor, we began to realise that you weren’t *entirely* sober. This assessment was further strengthened when you returned to the bar, aggressively demanding that your spilt drinks be replaced for free. You were refused.
At this point you began threatening a member of bar staff. You claimed to be a police officer and that you could arrest the member of staff (bizarrely for failing to ID you – we operate a “challenge 25” policy which, let’s face it, doesn’t apply to you). You threatened to return the following day with senior officers to pursue this further and suggested that we were infringing on your human rights.
In the cold light of this morning these were rather obviously the angry ravings of someone well in their cups but as funny as it sounds now, you were extremely aggressive and intimidating at the time. A number of other customers commented that your behaviour was inappropriate, and you reduced the member of bar staff to tears.
Once we had discussed what had happened, we decided that frankly it would be best if you all moved on and we informed you that we wouldn’t be serving you any further. Instead of leaving quietly with your friends you continued to remonstrate aggressively with my assistant manager threatening all manner of consequences, demanding he hand over the full names of the staff who had refused to serve you so you could sue them for breaching your human rights.
So the thing is Chloe, if what you say is true and you really weren’t drunk when you arrived, then what you are asking us to accept is that these are the actions of you as a sober person.
I’m really not sure that paints you in a particularly flattering light either way and I am completely comfortable with how you were dealt with last night.
As for where we go from here, I’ll leave that up to you. I’d suggest contrition and heartfelt apology as a bare minimum requirement to you being served here again (a decision that I’m leaving up to the targets of your unpleasantness) but you are, of course, free to seek to enforce your *ahem* human rights in the courts if you are so determined.
So proud were The Hobgoblin of their clapback that they posted the exchange on their Facebook page, where it tickled readers.