Yoko Ono asked Twitter for advice to make our lives better and the replies were very funny (and helpful)
11.
If you marry into the British @RoyalFamily always wear a seatbelt
— BonesVanHalen (@bones_van) February 2, 2019
12.
Never drink in a pub with a flat roof. https://t.co/fmoukHR2L6
— Harry Flowers (@HrryFlwrs) February 2, 2019
13.
Always check there is paper, before you sit down..
— graham davies (@GJDavies001) February 2, 2019
14.
Avoid disappointment by remembering that herbal teas never taste as nice as they smell.
Like, nowhere near! https://t.co/zW7pBL3Glg
— Steve Bullock (@GuitarMoog) February 2, 2019
15.
Don’t buy The Sun
— Jamie McGillicuddy (@jjmcgill58) February 2, 2019
16.
Old telephone directories make great address books. Simple cross out the names of all the people you don’t know
(#Viz always had the best tips. This has long been my favourite)#vizmagazine
— PhillipNotPhilip #FBPE #PeoplesVote (@mcgough_p) February 2, 2019
17.
The quickest way to change lines at Green Park is to ignore all the (very circuitous) directions and head up the escalator to the ticket hall and down the relevant escalator to your chosen line. You're welcome. https://t.co/bmSlf9kXVl
— Waterstones Piccadilly (@WaterstonesPicc) February 2, 2019
18.
Control semicolon enters today’s date in Excel.
— Mason Cross (@MasonCrossBooks) February 2, 2019
19.
If you’re commuting from Barnsley to Sheffield a McDonald’s coffee is now 10p cheaper at Tankersley than at Meadowhall Retail Park
— John Broom (@barnsleyrunner) February 2, 2019
20.
To multiply any double number by eleven, write out the numbers, add them together, and put the sum in the middle. E.g. 35 x 11 == 3 5 == 385. https://t.co/rahS1ryxJq
— Kọ́lá Túbọ̀sún (@kolatubosun) February 3, 2019
21.
Seek out comedy. Laugh more.
— Jeff Cohen (@JeffCohenwriter) February 1, 2019
