Yoko Ono asked Twitter for advice to make our lives better and the replies were very funny (and helpful)
Yoko Ono took a break from her usual fare of enigmatic pronouncements on Twitter by asking people for help.
Give us some advice that will make our lives heal and shine.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) February 1, 2019
Given the replies that it generated, we don’t suppose she will be doing it again any time soon.
Here are our 21 favourites some of which, it turned out, might actually be really, really helpful.
It’s much quicker to get to the Central Line at Tottenham Court Road by turning right then left at the bottom of the escalators. Ignore the signs.
— Ralph Sinclair (@RalphSinclair) February 2, 2019
The little arrow next to the pump logo tells you which side of the car the tank filler hatch is on 🙂 pic.twitter.com/nu4O0jNwYM
— Charlie O’Malley (@charliebadger99) February 2, 2019
Put a splash of fizzy water in your Yorkshire pudding batter. https://t.co/hOcrY3nKsl
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) February 2, 2019
Lids are held on jars through the operation of a vacuum, not because they are screwed on tight.
Put a spoon under the lip of the lid, lift and break the seal and the lid will lift off easily
— Denise Mina (@DameDeniseMina) February 2, 2019
A decent pair of oven gloves is worth 1000 towels
— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) February 2, 2019
If you wait until ten minutes before Tesco closes, you can buy an entire birthday cake reduced to 50p. https://t.co/Q9zmYyf8LO
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) February 2, 2019
Turn your tins of beans upside down when you put them in the cupboard, that way none get stuck in the bottom when you open them
— Matt Stephens (@MStephens1977) February 2, 2019
When confronted by two queues, choose the one on the left.
Statistically speaking, most people go right. https://t.co/zk0XGE9R4P
— Alastair McAlpine (@AlastairMcA30) February 3, 2019
Don’t split up the Beatles when they have a few more albums in them.
— The Nafemeister (@nafemeister) February 2, 2019
Avoid Tesco Value rice crispies
They're really horrible. https://t.co/FD1aF2BijG
— Red 'til I'm Dead (@suziegeewizz) February 2, 2019