The reviews for this cooked breakfast are hilariously scathing

Over on Facebook, there’s a page called Rate My Plate, dedicated to home-cooked food. It’s a simple idea – people upload photos of the meals they’ve lovingly prepared, and the public gives its opinion, in exactly the brutal way you’d expect from people writing things on the internet. Twitter user Rab, or @goosethfc, spotted a particularly funny public savaging and very kindly shared it with us.

We can only hope Carol C is particularly thick skinned. Twitter users are unanimous that Rab’s post is comedy gold.

One kind-hearted Twitter user, Cardi Ghee, had a little sympathy for Carol.

Maybe next time, she’ll actually cook the bacon.