The reviews for this cooked breakfast are hilariously scathing

Over on Facebook, there’s a page called Rate My Plate, dedicated to home-cooked food. It’s a simple idea – people upload photos of the meals they’ve lovingly prepared, and the public gives its opinion, in exactly the brutal way you’d expect from people writing things on the internet. Twitter user Rab, or @goosethfc, spotted a particularly funny public savaging and very kindly shared it with us.

FUCK ME!!!!! The comments 😂😂😂😂 I am in tears pic.twitter.com/WImEmQtJjk

— Rab (@goosethfc) February 5, 2019

We can only hope Carol C is particularly thick skinned. Twitter users are unanimous that Rab’s post is comedy gold.

https://twitter.com/SebRodger/status/1093070267948126209

https://twitter.com/Bradderz_2/status/1092905369989509120

The Last Supper comment had me in tears https://t.co/mZNcow1Ert

— Living The Dream Yates (@CaptMikeYates) February 5, 2019

One kind-hearted Twitter user, Cardi Ghee, had a little sympathy for Carol.

Carol needs new friends. https://t.co/dkFrYVB7XT

— Cardi Ghee (@antifatwa) February 5, 2019

Maybe next time, she’ll actually cook the bacon.