These 23 petty AF pet peeves are perfectly picky
As much as we might like to kid ourselves otherwise, every one of us can be petty about unimportant stuff that other people do, whilst completely ignoring our own terrible habits. Writer Alex Segura wondered what unimportant things upset other people:
Please tell me your ultimate, petty AF pet peeve.
— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) February 3, 2019
He even shared one of his own.
Here’s one: when someone texts you to let you know they’ve emailed or called immediately after, even though it’s not even close to an emergency or urgent.
— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) February 3, 2019
Needless to say, his question broke the dam and the petty AF peeves came flooding in.
1.
When someone asks me to do something I was just about to do. Learn to read my mind bitch. https://t.co/SG7UxdoPsT
— PAPANANAAMA (@nastynapalm) February 5, 2019
2.
If you‘re more than fifteen minutes late without a good reason you should be thrown in a hole.
And when I say fifteen I mean five.
Okay maybe two.
What I mean is if you’re on time then you’re already late don’t @ me https://t.co/kPVRvmq9oo
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) February 4, 2019
3.
People who think it’s very important that you know that they don’t like something you like. https://t.co/NSR2zb9eGo
— Hilluminati (@bryanedwardhill) February 4, 2019
4.
When more than 2 people walk side-by-side on the sidewalk effectively forming a wall as they meander toward their destination and prevent everyone else from GOING THE F*CK AROUND THEM. https://t.co/IFwh7JlebT
— Victoria/V.E. Schwab (@veschwab) February 3, 2019
5.
"I could care less"
Please. This makes no sense. nobody hit me with "language evolved" I'm a linguist and I still hate it https://t.co/BKqwCM43Dw— jen (mostly away) (@bookavid) February 4, 2019
6.
People who forget the hyphen on Spider-Man. https://t.co/kJYGt6oHDH
— TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard (@UpToTASK) February 5, 2019
7.
when a driver swings out onto the shoulder of the road to bypass traffic, and some cowardly quisling up ahead LETS THEM BACK IN https://t.co/YFAesTWpfq
— Paul Krueger (@NotLikeFreddy) February 4, 2019
8.
When most actors drink on film or tv — especially out of beer bottles — they don’t actually drink anything so they can get to their next line. Pulls me out of the show every single time. https://t.co/xT0KtnMCnO
— N O S ⋊ Ɔ I ᴚ ᴚ Ǝ ᗡ ⊥ ⊥ O Ɔ S (@scottderrickson) February 5, 2019
9.
"Every day" is a reference to how often something happens. "Everyday" means ordinary or unremarkable. They are not interchangeable. 1/999 https://t.co/7jyMu5pO2p
— Genevieve Valentine (@GLValentine) February 3, 2019
10.
When people ask me a question and then talk over my answer.
— Eryk Pruitt (@reverenderyk) February 3, 2019
11.
Couple facebook accounts that run their first names together.
— Jen Talley (@jentalleydesign) February 4, 2019
12.
I have too many to list. I'll pick one… people who leave their shopping carts anywhere they please in the parking lot instead of taking them to the cart corral.
— Joshua Atkins (@TheJoshAtkins) February 3, 2019
